Vampires

Number of naps so far today: 1 (it was very, very nice)
Number of calories burned: 130
Motivation level to finish out the semester: Don't think it matters at this point
Number of times seen Twilight: 2
Number of books finished today: 1

So I was mulling over the idea of being a vampire, since that's what I'm currently into. As cool as it would be, because it is very cool, I can't help but be hesitant. I realize that there's no way I could become one, but if the possibility existed I would have some issues.

First of all... I like to nap. If I were to become a vampire I would have to give up naps. Admittedly I wouldn't ever be sleepy, but I like taking a nap. There are nappy days. Like foggy days, and slightly muggy days. Those days are my stay-home-and-sleep-and-read-and-sleep-some-more days. I like just being able to lay down and slowly drift to sleep. Plus, even though my dreams are slightly weird, and sometimes really weird, I would miss trying to make some sense of them.

Another problem would be that I like to eat. As a vampire I would only be able to subsist on blood, and yes, I guess I could still eat my favorite foods, but they wouldn't taste as good, so why bother. I wouldn't be able to enjoy hot chocolate or chocolate croissants. Just the thought of never having those things again makes me sad.

My last big issue with being a vampire would be the whole blood thing. I'm a vegetarian, and I have been for awhile, so the thought of blood (or anything) from a living thing really bothers me. I know in Twilight there are vampires who just drink animal blood, but I don't know if I could do it.

Of course, all these issues would be meaningless once I really thought about all the time I would then have to read everything. Ahhh.....